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Topic: Mail on America Online

Related:
  Online    Mail  
  America    America Online Instant Messenger  
  Bank Of America Online    Anywhere on America Online  
  America's Best Online Home Page    Bank of America for online banking  
  8 2001 I AM America News Online  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Jennicam,  E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Cat Fancy magazine,  People
Dream job(s):Mail carrier
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite animal(s):Penguin
Favorite movie(s):Good Will Hunting
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ
Listens to:The Prodigy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Girl guides
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Most commercial online services, such as Delphi, America Online, CompuServe, MCIMail, and Prodigy, have an electronic mail gateway to the Internet.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Email (electronic mail): messages sent to a virtual mailbox using a computer across a local area network, or via the Internet, or through an online service like CompuServe or America Online.
You will also need an Internet service provider such as Mindspring, CompuServe, Prodigy, America OnLine, or one of many other commercial services in order to have e-mail and have access to the Internet.
Practically any brand of computer and modem will do, and you can get an e-mail address and a news reader by subscribing to commercial services such as Prodigy, CompuServe, or America Online, which cost about $10 a month.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you want to be hand-held through e-mail and other features, sign up with one of the all-inclusive providers like America Online or Compuserve.
 
 
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