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Topic: American

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Interest(s):Law,  Business
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):United States of America,  Florida,  New York
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Americans are eating too much fat and too many calories, not enough fruits and vegetables.
African Americans are particularly hard hit by kidney disease due to their high rate of high blood pressure and diabetes.
Americans today are fatter, more stressed out, and no likelier to get regular exercise than we were ten years ago.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Glaucoma is five times more likely to occur in African Americans than in whites and about four times more likely to cause blindness in African Americans than in whites.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Native Americans who lived in this area before the white man came were mostly members of the Kootenai tribe who lived and hunted in this part of Montana and adjoining territory in Idaho and Canada.
And Native Americans clearly accepted them into their tribes and provided the kinship links that held all these groups together.
Such incentives are what spurred Americans across older frontiers in the 18th and 19th centuries.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

All African-Americans applying for reparations will be required to submit to color hue density tests and nostril circumference measurements to confirm their level of eligibility under the program.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Americans admire the pioneering spirit of the Jews who first settled in Palestine and created kibbutzim in part because it mirrors their own history.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Too many Americans are denied effective treatment for some of the cruellest illnesses known to humanity because of ignorant and unacceptable discrimination in health insurance coverage.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Americans routinely fail to meet their daily nutritional requirements and eating according to federal dietary guidelines is not a guaranteed solution.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

In 1943 the Americans came to rehearse the Normandy landings at Pentewan Beach and the ofticers were billeted here.
 
 
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