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Topic: American Heart Association diet

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Heart Diet

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Bacon and eggs

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Heart attack imminent

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The American Heart Association has condemned popular high-protein diets for increasing the risk of coronary heart disease, diabetes, stroke and several types of cancer and for failing to provide essential vitamins, minerals, fiber and other nutrients.
The American Heart Association recommends eating soy along with a diet low in saturated fat, can reduce the risk of developing heart disease.
The American Heart Association and other mainstream health advocacy organiza-tions have condemned popular high-protein diets and recommended that increased servings of fruits, vegetables, and grains.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The American Heart Association has great concerns about the long-term efficacy or effectiveness or safety of these diets.

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