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Topic: Journal of the American Medical Association

  Medical    Journal  
  Association    American  
  Association of American Medical Colleges  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Interest(s):Sex education,  Caving
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,

Classen which appeared in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) placed an estimate of the financial toll at 136 billion dollars a year in 1997.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A recently released report in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reported that 40 percent of hospital nurses have burnout levels that exceed the norms for health care workers.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

According to a report released in JAMA (The Journal of the American Medical Association) the most common health problem facing children is the problem of being overweight and obese.
Published in the November 27, 2002 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) , the study suggests that physicians treating patients in acute kidney failure should reassess the use of diuretics, particularly when there is a limited response in terms of increased urine output.
A German study, published on April 28, 1999, in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) , concluded that the risk of death associated with obesity declines as you get older, at all levels of obesity.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Published findings in the Journal of American Medical Association (JAMA) indicated that circumcised men engage in more varied sexual practices, and that older uncircumcised men were likely to have diminished sex drive compared to older circumcised men.
Arthur Dawkins,

In the Fall of 1998, there were over 100 articles published on alternative therapies in prestigious medical journals such as JAMA (Journal of American Medical Association), Lancet and the New England Journal of Medicine.
On December 16, 1998, The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) published an article based on a study of the efficacy of OAML guidelines done by the Institute of Clinical and Evaluative Sciences.
They are reinforced by a study published in today’s issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) which concludes that maternal age and the number of embryos transferred directly correlate to the risk of multiple births.
David Rosenberg,

Zinc in Cold A recent article in the JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association ) concluded that Zinc lozenges were not effective in the treatment of colds in children and adolescents.
A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) showed that writing exercises can help alleviate symptoms of asthma and rheumatoid arthritis.
A recent article published in Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reported that 62% of a group of VA patients who underwent open surgery ten years ago took anti-secretory medications.
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