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Topic: American Lung Association

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Medical note(s):Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  World Vision
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Back to Top Incidence and Prevalence The American Lung Association and the World Health Organization track respiratory disease and mortality rates related to tobacco use.
John Fielding,
CEO

American Lung Association Report Cards Show Many States Failing to Protect Public with Proven Tobacco Policies 1/8: Four years after securing more than $240 billion in tobacco settlements, most U.
Each year, the American Lung Association's Epidemiology and Statistics Unit uses the NHIS to produce a narrative that describes the trends in asthma prevalence among various subgroups.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The American Lung Association State of Tobacco Control 2002 report does not grade local ordinances, but the grading system does penalize state laws that preempt local control.
The American Lung Association of Oregon is dedicated to creating a volunteer network to promote health by increasing awareness of indoor pollutants and providing a tool for education that will directly benefit the health of our neighbors and community members.
The American Lung Association State of Tobacco Control 2002 analyzes and grades enacted legislation—not the efforts of organizations such as the American Lung Association and tobacco control coalitions.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The American Lung Association of Maryland, established in 1919, is actively engaged in the fight against lung disease including asthma, emphysema and lung cancer.
Incidents of childhood asthma have not declined, and the American Lung Association says the number of deaths attributed to asthma has increased 117 percent since 1979.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The American Lung Association of Maryland funds young and established investigators to conduct basic and clinical research designed to find cures and prevent and relieve the suffering associated with lung disease.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The American Lung Association is disappointed that the principles for tobacco legislation presented today by the Republican leadership fall tragically short of what is needed to protect public health.
The American Lung Association looks forward to working with President Clinton and the Congress to enact legislation that will dramatically reduce teen smoking.
It is the American Lung Association’s wake up call to state elected officials to meet the challenge of tobacco control and enact strong laws that can save lives.
 
 
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