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Topic: American Nurses Association

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Florence Nightingale, Jennifer Lopez

Good point(s):

Patient

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Favorite TV show(s):

ER, MASH, Anything on MTV

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite movie(s):

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Starsign:

Virgo

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Family history of schizophrenia, Has cancer

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

The American Nurses Association anticipates a nursing shortage as high as 20 percent by 2020.
The American Nurses Association predicts a shortage of 600,000 nurses in the United States by the year 2020.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The American Nurses Association Standards of Clinical Nursing Practice (1991) mandates that nurses are accountable for a client�s care and have the responsibility to assist them in making decisions.
American Association of Occupational Health Nurses - Scholarships are awarded to occupational health nurses to be used towards a baccalaureate, masters or doctoral degree program in nursing.
Oklahoma Nurses Association Bylaws Please keep in mind that the American Nurses Association is currently reviewing the ONA Bylaws.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The American Holistic Nurses' Association embraces nursing as a lifestyle and a profession and provides a means to create bonds within the nursing community.
American Holistic Nurses� Association - Any nurse with some nursing of holistic health experience can apply for the Charlotte McGuire Scholarship.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

American Nephrology Nurses� Association - The ANNA offers scholarships and fellowships in support of individuals in pursuit of baccalaureate and advanced degrees in nursing and dedicated to contributing to the renal community.
Overloaded nurses mean more deaths, according to the results of a new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Yeager is a member of the American Association of Critical Care Nurses and serves as secretary for the Central Ohio Chapter.
She is a member of the American Association of Critical Care Nurses and the National Society of Collegiate Scholars and is a volunteer with Rowan Helping Ministries and the Good Shepherd Clinic.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The American Nurses Association, empowers and unites all registered nurses to advance the profession nationally and internationally.

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