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Topic: Austin American

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Winston Churchill,  Henry Kissinger,  Charles de Gaulle
Politics:Republican
Favorite author(s):Niccolo,  Machiavelli
Favorite great leader(s):Winston Churchill,  Neville Chamberlain,  Otto von Bismarck
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite philosopher(s):Cicero,  Plato,  Nicolo Machiavelli
Favorite political figure(s):Charles Talleyrand,  Cecil Rhodes,  Indira Gandhi
Favorite quote(s):"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Austin American Statesman article, "Austin Hopes To Impress Top CEOs" (9/12), quotes Police Chief Knee on how they will deal with protesters at the Fortune 500 Forum protest in mid-October.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Austin American-Statesman reports that according to Democratic party officials, GWBush blatantly used WTC emergency workers as political props in a planned campaign ad to help elect his buddy John Cornyn in Texas.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Austin American-Statesman: May, 2002 - "Hotel is grand again - With a storied past, the renovated Paisano gets ready for a bright future" "The glorious tilework floor and wainscoting in the grand lobby have been polished and buffed to a lustrous shine, and mounted buffalo and longhorn heads peer over period cowboy furniture and cowhide rugs.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Austin American Statesman 's Ray Thibodeaux describes the group's music as moving "fluidly through musical styles ranging from neo-psychedelic to country to Texas blues.
The Austin American-Statesman review of the event said: "If there's one thing the Latino Comedy Project made clear Friday night at the Paramount Theatre, it is that the Austin sketch comedy troupe --though only a little more than three years in existence -- easily outshines other acts when sharing the stage with a roster of regional talent.
The Austin American-Statesman newspaper put up an article about a possible new music-related project for Krist Novoselic; "December is usually a slow time for studios, but Stuart Sullivan's Wire Recording on South Lamar is all booked up for Month 12.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

MHAT also worked with the Austin American Statesman to provide background information, relevant research and contacts for an in-depth series that the newspaper wrote on the needs of children in the public mental health system entitled, "Mental Health System in Crisis.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Austin American Statesman Metro State Section Thursday, March 2, 2000 Specialists work to ease shortage of child care Experts: Make child-care work more attractive By Rebecca Thatcher Normally, preschool children of low-income working parents would be playing and learning at the Head Start center at St.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Austin American-Statesman - December 19, 2002 at 05:17:41 AM OKLAHOMA CITY (AP)--A white man who doused three wooden crosses with gasoline and hurled them at a black family's home in 1998 was sentenced to more than 14 years in federal prison Wednesday.
According to the Austin-American Statesman, the ruling by the 3rd District Court of Appeals stems from a $1 million jury award against a Wal-Mart pharmacy that was sued by a family who said their son died after an allergic reaction to medicine prescribed by a doctor.
The Austin American-Statesman revealed that despite numerous instances of abuse and neglect, none of the nursing home administrators involved had been sanctioned, fined or punished in any way.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Even the Austin-American Statesman (a once proud paper which became a Bush mouthpiece during the election) now acknowledges in a feature length Sunday article, from the Palm Beach Post, that Gore really won Florida by as many as 6000 votes.
 
 
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