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Topic: Austin American Statesman

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Matt Druge
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  Cosmopolitan,  Vogue magazine
Politics:Democrat
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News,  King of the Hill
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite movie(s):Erin Brockovich
Listens to:Folk,  Bluegrass,  Country and Western
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Austin American Statesman's list of managerial profiles Even more!
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Preview of Armen's concert by the Austin American Statesman's critic, Jerry Young.
Post-concert review by Austin American Statesman's Jerry Young.
Austin American Statesman - Michael Point covers the Express for the Austin American Statesman and statesman.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This Austin American Statesman article posted on Wireless Week June 24, 2002 quotes TeleChoice Vice President Beth Gage.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

American-Statesman plagiarism We're honored, and just a bit miffed, to be plagiarized in the September 13th Xlent section of the Austin-American Statesman.
In explosive news, the Austin American-Statesman reported that Sulzer waited at least two months longer than it previously acknowledged in announcing the recall.
As reported in the Austin American-Statesman , the first lawsuit against Sulzer for a defective knee implant has been filed.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Austin American-Statesman, February/March, 1998 Tissue-destroying bacterium kills S.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Austin American-Statesman reports the proposed amendments were discussed yesterday at a meeting of about 30 legislators.
AUSTIN AMERICAN-STATESMAN (Texas) : Rabbis might study laws about gays; Conservatives grapple with issues; Austinite asks for clarification.
The Austin American-Statesman highlights inadequacies in the Texas prison system's medical program.
 
 
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