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Topic: American Blind

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Helen Keller
Personality:Brave
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  People
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Education:None
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

American Foundation for the Blind - Nonprofit organization provides information and referrals about living with visual impairment.
The American Foundation for the Blind-the organization to which Helen Keller devoted over 40 years of her life-is a national nonprofit whose mission is to eliminate the inequities faced by the ten million Americans who are blind or visually impaired.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Members of the American Council of the Blind have tirelessly worked with state and federal officials and with private industry to enhance the use of assistive technology, both in school and on the job, for blind and visually impaired people.
Scott is now Vice President for the American Foundation for the Blind (AFB) where he is responsible for strategic planning and advocating and budgeting for resources for their programs.
American Foundation for the Blind - The AFB is dedicated to addressing the critical issues of literacy, independent living, employment, education, aging and access through technology for the ten million Americans who are blind or visually impaired.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Our wood blinds are made of unique blend of North American hardwood with advanced composite materials captures 100 % of luxurious look of wood.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

January 4 was the birthday of Louis Braille, so the American Foundation for the Blind (AFB)chose that day to launch the Braille Bug, an interactive channel on AFB's web site created to teach sighted children about braille, and to encourage literacy among all children--sighted and visually impaired.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Americans are taught from infancy that love is blind, opposites attract and a lover should be loved for their faults and not their virtues.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The American Council of the Blind (ACB) is a national organization of blind, visually impaired and sighted individuals whose purpose is to work toward independence, security, equality of opportunity, and improved quality of life for all blind and visually impaired people.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Find the American Council of the Blind state and special-interest affiliates by linking to the ACB Affiliates page on the ACB web site.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The American Council of the Blind is pleased to provide this document on its web site in HTML and as a braille file for use with a computer's refreshable braille display or portable note-taker.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The American Council of the Blind is guided by the conviction that people who are blind and visually impaired are fully capable of representing their own situations and needs; that ACB membership is not restricted in any way and, in fact, welcomes diversity; that the organization must be governed by democratic principles which guarantee opportunities for the expression of divergent views; and that the primary task of the organization shall be to represent the needs of blind persons of all ages and advocate for the resolution of problem situations.
 
 
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