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Topic: American College of Chest Physicians

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  Physicians    College  
  Chest    American  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rush Limbaugh,  Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Good point(s):Patient
Personality:Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Hair
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Heart attack imminent
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

He is a member of the Board of Governors of the Florida Society of Thoracic and Cardiovascular Surgeons and is a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons, American College of Chest Physicians and American College of Cardiology.
The award is to be presented at the Annual Meeting of the American College of Chest Physicians in Philadelphia on November 4, 2001.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

He is a member of the Florida Society of Thoracic and Cardiovascular Surgeons and is a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons and the American College of Chest Physicians.
She is a member of Alpha Omega Alpha medical scholastic honors society, the American College of Surgeons, the America College of Chest Physicians and the Association of Women Surgeons.
Board certified in General Surgery and Thoracic Surgery, he is a member of the American Medical Association, American College of Chest Physicians and Society of Thoracic Surgeons.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

RxCentric and the American College of Chest Physicians Release Upgraded RxCentric Internet Channel for Pulmonary Medicine Physicians.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He has completed post-doctoral fellowships in molecular and cell biology and is a Fellow of the American College of Chest Physicians.
This paper was submitted to the American College of Chest Physicians by Dr.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The American College of CHEST Physicians published "Evaluation of the Chin-Up Strip"
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The American College of Chest Physicians and the Society of Critical Care Medicine defined sepsis as a clinical syndrome resulting from both bacterial infection and its associated inflammatory response.
He is a Fellow of the American College of Cardiology, American College of Chest Physicians and American College of Surgeons.
He is a Fellow of the American College of Cardiology and the American College of Chest Physicians.
 
 
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