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In the News - 9 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Disabled American Veterans

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair

Most admires:

Jane Fonda, Florence Nightingale, George W Bush

Personality:

Brave

Politics:

Democrat, Republican

Dream job(s):

Soldier, Funeral director

Favorite era(s):

1960s, 1940s

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite great leader(s):

Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Listens to:

Fiona Apple

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association, World Vision, Klu Klux Klan

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Ray is a life member of the Disabled American Veterans since 1979 and has served in all elected and most of the appointed positions within his Chapter.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Disabled American Veterans Auxillary #35 will hold their monthly meeting in the Memorial Building in NC on Wednesday, Jan 29th at 7:30.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The American Veterans Disabled for Life Memorial Throughout history, Americans have erected monuments to their heroes.
Disabled American Veterans — Building better lives for America's disabled veterans.
The Disabled American Veterans Auxiliary DOES NOT have honorary or social members.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Disabled American Veterans National Headquarters - Serving Disabled American Veterans and retired servicemembers.
The Disabled American Veterans Mobile Service Office will be at the Disabled American Veterans Illinois Headquarters from 10 a.
The Disabled American Veterans have submitted the name of Marlin Lewis.

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