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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: American Eagle Outfitters

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Bicycle, Bikini, Lingerie

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker

Favorite great thinker(s):

Arthur C Clarke

Interest(s):

Caving

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Canoeing, Fishing

Likes to wear:

Mooks, Banana Republic, School uniform

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I was working a part-time job at the local mall - the Montgomeryville Mall in American Eagle Outfitters.
American Eagle Outfitters - "shop in your underwear 24 hours a day.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

American Eagle Outfitters has men's and women's clothes, shoes and accessories.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

And we hear that the American Eagle Outfitters catalog is handing the band some disposable cameras for a future feature shoot of the band's hometown.
Josh Rouse appears on the latest way-cool American Eagle Outfitters "Songs Of Summer" sampler.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

American Eagle Outfitters - Clearance Sale — Take up to 50% off.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Comp same-store sales for American Eagle Outfitters stores were -3.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

American Eagle Outfitters showed a 14.

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