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Topic: American Freightways

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John Fielding,
CEO

Welcome to American Freightways American Freightways Corporation is a scheduled, for-hire carrier of less-than-truckload shipments of general commodities, presently serving direct all points in 40 contiguous U.
American Freightways Corporation American Freightways Corporation established a regional hub located in this modern 66,000 square-foot building in the Youngstown Commerce Park.
We are pleased to announce that effective June 3, 2002, American Freightways has been re-branded to FedEx Freight East.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Sometime in May, American Freightways (recently purchased by Federal Express) will be able to cover the entire US.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

He is employed as a truck drive for American Freightways, Inc.
My main shipper is American Freightways , which covers 2/3 of the US.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Once the tender offer is complete, American Freightways will merge into a unit of FedEx, and each AF share will be converted into a FedEx share at $28.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Email or call for a shiping quote today, better yet use our easy to use Quote Page from American Freightways to get an idea of what it would cost to ship an anvil to your location.
American Freightways is our current carrier of choice, with low cost guaranteed.
Steps to take to determine your shipping costs This is for American Freightways.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Shipping and Handling Costs You can go to the shipping costs page and use the American Freightways Rate Calculator to determine the cost of shipping your anvil to your location.
I have negotiated an excellent discount with American Freightways and Consolidatd Freightways.
 
 
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