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Topic: American General

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Emperor Hirohito
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Lawyer,  President of the United States
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite body part(s):Teeth
Favorite great leader(s):Douglas MacArthur,  Erwin Rommel,  Napoleon
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Surgeon General recently declared overweight and obesity among the most pressing new health challenges Americans face today.
The report is the latest in a string of dire findings from Surgeon General David Satcher concerning the high percentage of Americans who suffer from fatness of ass.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

When the Americans were discussing the adoption of their federal constitution, James Madison argued that in a federal form of government the influence of factious leaders may kindle a flame within their particular states, but will be unable to spread a general conflagration through the other states.
There is a general belief in America that all amendments to the US Constitution apply to all Americans, as well as to the states of the Union.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Americans in general could never suspect that scholars of such prestigious Universities as Oxford and Cambridge and British professors teaching in American Universities are capable of deliberately shading or even falsifying historical reality in support of their class interests.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

But the Americans are in fact trying to avoid the necessity of they themselves having to take over charge in Pakistan in a messy operation that might become necessary if the Musharraf regime is overthrown and a hardline Jihadi general seizes power in Pakistan subsequent to or even during an India-Pakistan war.
General Gates was sent to take the command of the army at Saratoga ; and Arnold, a favorite leader of the Americans, was despatched by Washington to act under him, with re-enforcements of troops and guns from the main American army.
Twelve buses carrying 16 Americans and a roster of Filipino people which included rank and file citizens and a glittery galaxy of generals made the pilgrimage.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Attorney General John Ashcroft initiated policies and actions that repeatedly sent a message of intolerance, suggesting that Arab Americans and Muslim Americans could and should be racially targeted as potential terrorists until proven otherwise.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Americans with Disabilities Act Document Center provides extensive links to a variety of disability websites and sites concerning general medical and health care issues.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Two American generals conferred with the Swedes, and censorship of the Swedish press followed immediately.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Soviet General Volkogonov, refer to Americans being taken to Russia for intelligence purposes.
 
 
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