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Topic: American Hockey League

Vital Stats

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Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Mark Twain

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite author(s):

Harriet B. Stowe

Favorite book(s):

"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster

Favorite great leader(s):

Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Lacrosse, American Football

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Listens to:

Bluegrass

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball)

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A man's home is his castle"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Loaned defenseman Shannon Finn to Hershey of the American Hockey League.
Assigned defenseman Tomi Pettinen to Bridgeport of the American Hockey League.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Phoenix Coyotes Assigned defenseman Martin Grenier to Springfield of the American Hockey League; recalled defenseman David Cullen from Springfield.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Labbe and defenseman Alexei Vasiliev from Hartford of the American Hockey League.
Recalled defenseman Dmitri Kalinin from Rochester of the American Hockey League.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Reassigned left wing Boyd Kane from Hartford of the American Hockey League to Charlotte of the East Coast Hockey League.
Assigned defenseman Tomas Kloucek and forwards Rico Fata, Roman Lyashenko and Ted Donato to Hartford of the American Hockey League.
Recalled goaltender Milan Hnilicka from Hartford of the American Hockey League October 4 - Assigned defenseman Drew Bannister to Hartford of the American Hockey League.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Assigned defenseman Christian Proulx to the Hershey Bears of the American Hockey League.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Washington Capitals Recalled center Chris Ferraro from Portland of the American Hockey League; assigned defenseman Stephen Peat to Portland; assigned defenseman Frantisek Kucera to Sparta Praha of the Czech Elite League.
Tampa Bay Lightning Assigned right wing Ryan Tobler to Springfield of the American Hockey League and placed defenseman Jassen Cullimore on injured reserve.

User Talk

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