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Topic: American Home Shield

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Sewing machine, Abflexer(tm), Camcorder

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

Interest(s):

Boating, Real estate

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Sunglasses

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging, Squash, Bowling

Listens to:

AC/DC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

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Civil Servant

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

ASH American Home Shield, save time, money, and hassles with a home warranty plan.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

And Win a Free American Home Shield ( AHS ) one-year home policy!

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Seller offers a 1 year American Home Shield Warranty to buyer, and a $1,000 credit to refinish the beautiful hardwood floors after they move out.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

An American Home Shield home warranty transfers to the new owner For more information about this property, please contact me via email.
The American Home Shield Home Warranty Plan provides repairs or replacement coverage, for one full year from time of closing.
Mike Home Warranty Companies American Home Shield Home Warranty of America R.

User Talk

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