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Topic: Journal of the American Medical

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  American Journal of Sociology    British Medical Journal  
  American Medical Association    American Journal of Medicine  
  American Journal of Clinical Nutrition    Medical  
  Journal of the American Medical Association    American  
  Association of American Medical Colleges    Journal  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Aggressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Sex education,  Biology,  Caving
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) August 1, 1996 TURKISH PHYSICIANS HELP PERPETUATE TORTURE Fear of being tortured themselves or of further hurting their patients is sometimes the motivator.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A recently released report in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reported that 40 percent of hospital nurses have burnout levels that exceed the norms for health care workers.
The site is produced and maintained by the Journal of American Medical Association editors, under a review board and community advisory panel.
The Journal of the American Medical Association published an article in June 2000 outlining guidelines for hospitals that want to classify themselves as primary stroke centers.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

New research published in the November 2002 Journal of the American Medical Association reports that women who ate one ounce of nuts or a tablespoon of peanut butter five or more times a week reduced their risk of developing type 2 diabetes by 20 percent to 30 percent.
A report published this week in the Journal of the American Medical Association estimated that about one in four Mississippi adults were obese in 2001 and more than one in ten were diagnosed with diabetes.
Both the Journal of the American Medical Association and Surgeon General David Satcher have released studies in recent months on the increased number of overweight and obese children in the United States.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Journal of the American Medical Association has put aside presenting medical advances this week to turn a critical eye on itself, finding imperfections in the way it and other medical journals report scientific research.
They are reinforced by a study published in today’s issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) which concludes that maternal age and the number of embryos transferred directly correlate to the risk of multiple births.
Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) ( The JAMA site maintains a series of easy-to-use, peer-reviewed collections of resources on specific conditions.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that circumcised men did have a lower incidence of syphilis and HIV.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Journal of the American Medical Association Although violence among US youth is a current major concern, bullying is infrequently addressed and no national data on the prevalence of bullying are available.
 
 
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