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Topic: American Journal of Sports Medicine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine, Men's Health magazine, Economist

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Religion(s):

Taoist, New Age

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite movie(s):

The Bodyguard

Likes to wear:

Sports bra

Favorite sport(s):

Karate, Running, Snowboarding

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Favorite destination(s):

China

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being normal, Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A new study published in the American Journal of Sports Medicine suggests that athletes have supervised rehabilitatioin after being diagnosed with a severely sprained ankle.
He is certified by the American College of Sports Medicine as a Health/Fitness Instructor and is on the Board of the ACSM Health Fitness Journal.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Kinematic and electromayographic patterns of olympic racewalkers (the American Journal of Sports Medicine,11(2),pp.
Medicine and Science in Sports and Exercise (official journal of the American College of Sports Medicine)
American Journal of Sports Medicine / Highwire Press/American Orthopaedic Society For Sports Medicine.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Changes in synovial fluid cytokine and keratan sulfate Concentrations" AMERICAN JOURNAL OF SPORTS MEDICINE, Vol.
Fleck is an American College of Sports Medicine fellow and the associate editor for the Journal of Applied Sports Science Research.
Wade is a member of the editorial board of the American Journal of Physiology and a fellow of the American College of Sports Medicine.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

And wrists bear the brunt of the storm, Colorado researchers report in a recent issue of the American Journal of Sports Medicine.

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