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Topic: American Mafia

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Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Osama Bin Laden,  Lee Harvey Oswald
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Dream job(s):Spy,  Terrorist,  Drug dealer
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Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The American branch of the mafia, named "La Costra Nostra" (LCN), is believed to have begun in 1893 when Don Vito Cascio Ferro fled to New York after the murder of banker Emanuele Notarbartolo, in Sicily.
Don Vizzini was the supreme head of the Sicilian Mafia around the same time Lucky Luciano, himself Sicilian, ran operations in America, and during World War II, he welcomed the help of his American Sicilian allies who had joined forces with the U.
An essay about the decline of the Sicilian-American mafia and its replacement by a host of other organized crime groups like the Japanese Mafia, the Russian Mafia, etc.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

If the Mafia did indeed participate, Hendrix wasn't the first Afrifcan-American musician to have a contract on his head.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

DP - A professional thief and a bumbling American Chinese cop team up to infiltrate a Mafia diamond smuggling ring.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

All the hapless peoples of the former Soviet bloc exchanged the Stalinist tyranny for the far more degraded tyranny of American corporate mafia capitalism.
Another possiblity is that he was acting as a liaison between American organized crime and that bloc of corrupt French deputies traditionally controlled by the Corsican Mafia.
Ironically, Americans, Russians and Europeans became victims/hostages of the same evil: brainless marionettes (if not prostitutes) of Bolshevist Mafia rule the world.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Grundmann for Congress Commentaries on the IRS - The American Mafia Disclaimer : The following are observations and commentaries upon the IRS and are not to be considered as legal advice.
The Mafia got started in America during prohibition, providing what Americans wanted to drink, but which had been outlawed.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

We have demonstrated that this Zionist Mafia will send unsuspecting Americans to war to fight for their interests.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The DEA adjusted its strategy to address the unprecedented influence and power of the international drug mafias while working to reduce violent drug-related crime in American communities.
 
 
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