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Topic: American Scientists

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  WWF magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Nurse
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite board game(s):Checkers
Interest(s):Psychology,  Physics,  Science
Favorite sport(s):Orienteering,  Karate,  Badminton
Favorite sportsperson(s):Stone Cold Steve Austin (wrestling)
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Japanese scientists in American custody who had participated in the Unit 731 program were granted amnesty on the condition that they would disclose information obtained during their program.
Scientists and staff members from NSIDC authored or coauthored 31 presentations and posters for the 2002 fall meeting of the American Geophysical Union.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Scientists Warn Water Shortages Loom in the West with Global Warming The Los Angeles Times reports that a new study warns that global warming will bring a significantly drier climate to the already arid American West.
Amnesty International and the Federation of American Scientists challenged the US government to reveal which items had been exported to each country.
John Fielding,
CEO

Several former scientists for some of the largest and most lucrative tobacco companies have recently provided public testimony to the history of deception by such companies to the American public throughout the past 30 years.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

While American scientists worry that fiber may interfere with the absorption of essential minerals like iron, no reason for concern was found among the Chinese.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Pollack Crater Some scientists compare the rock layers on Mars to features seen in the American Southwest such as the Painted Desert in Arizona and the Grand Canyon.
American military scientists are currently at work on "lasers that blind the enemy" and "microwave systems that cook the skin of human targets.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Native American tribes have claimed the bones as those of an ancestor and objected to scientific study, but a federal judge has ruled in favor of the scientists.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He was part of a team of American and Russian marine biologists and scientists and participated in many important scientific discoveries.
We are very interested that American scientists, and scientists of other disciplines than economics as well, will contribute to the ongoing debate about change in Japan.
American scientists think that the 2 billion tons of carbon somehow unaccounted for in the planet's carbon cycle could be stored under the Earth's many grasslands.
 
 
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