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Topic: Anabolic Steroids

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  Steroid    Anabolic  
  Steroid use    Effects of Steroids  
  Steroid Injection    Side effects of steroid  
  Steroids Do Athletes    Steroid Cycles  
  Types of steroids    Steroid Information  
  Steroid Abuse    Sports and steroids  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra,  Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Anabolic steroids are used in such cases, with exercise and diet, to build up muscle tissue.
Anabolic steroids cause the body to increase the amount of tissue and to metabolise bodyfat.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anabolic androgenic steroids are synthetic derivatives of the male hormone testosterone that are taken to build muscle, enhance performance, and improve appearance.
Anabolic steroids facilitate the growth of skeletal muscle, which led to use of the compounds first by bodybuilders and weightlifters and then by athletes in other sports.
Anabolic/androgenic steroids are synthetic substances related to the male hormone testosterone.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

BECAUSE anabolic steroids are modelled on male hormones they can have a masculinising effect on the body.
Anabolic steroids may one day be used as male oral contraceptives.
Anabolic steroids and trauma to the groin area may also contribute to male infertility.
 
 
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Kaitlyn
2004-11-17 23:03:47
What are some statistics about anabolic steroids
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