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Topic: Human Anatomy Muscles

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Couch, Abflexer(tm)

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Ass

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Working out at the gym, Bodybuilding, Walking

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Valium

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

A basic, yet thorough, coverage of human anatomy and physiology is included, with a focus on the muscles, bones and other parts of the body most affected by massage.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

If you can't remember basic human anatomy from school biology, take a look at a fitness or anatomy book at the library and see where all the leg, arse and stomach muscles are located.

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