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Topic: Arthur Andersen

Related:
  Arthur    Andersen  
  King Arthur    Arthur Conan Doyle  
  Port Arthur    Hans Christian Andersen  
  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle    Arthur's Court  
  William Arthur    Arthur Miller  
  Andersen Consulting    Arthur Anderson  

 
 
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Most admires:Warren Buffet,  George W Bush
Bad point(s):Greedy
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Playboy magazine,  Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Tax Collector,  Banker
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Interest(s):Politics,  Business,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are pleased to report that the Arthur Andersen LLP audit conducted for 2001 was completed successfully in May 2002, and the Credit Union's financial statements were certified without qualification.
Arthur Andersen LLP Portland, Oregon May 23, 2001 * This report is a copy of a previously issued Arthur Andersen LLP report and this report has not been reissued by Arthur Andersen LLP.
Arthur Andersen, EchoStar's independent certified public accountant, was recently indicted on federal obstruction of justice charges arising from the government's investigation of Enron.
John Fielding,
CEO

USAC was in the process of putting together a more comprehensive audit program for the E-Rate fund with Arthur Andersen when the accounting firm got caught up in the Enron scandal last year.
Enron, Global Crossing, Arthur Andersen have redefined how we as businesses account for our successes and failures and have shaken the confidence of the individual investor in our country’s corporations.
Thanks to Enron and Arthur Andersen, financial experts and investors are now questioning whether a lack of ethics training in school and on the job results in scandalous behavior in the boardroom.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Excerpts from Arthur Andersen's Tax Economics of Charitable Giving Philanthropy is a deeply embedded tradition in the United States.
 
 
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