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Topic: Salvation Army Angel Tree

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Tree Salvation

Army Angel

Vital Stats

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Favorite possession(s):

House

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Diego Maradonna, Martha Stewart

Good point(s):

Generous

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Interest(s):

Chemistry, Physics

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, American Football, Running

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan

Listens to:

Enya

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I'm buying gifts for a kid from the local Salvation Army's Angel Tree.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The OBU Athletic Department will host the Salvation Army's Angel Tree program to benefit children in need in the Shawnee area.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The Salvation Army also extends gratitude to those who bought gifts for the Angel Trees at the Huntington Bank in Woodville and the KeyBank in Elmore.

Mark Harris,
Priest

They were gathered as part of the Salvation Army's angel tree program.

User Talk

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