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Topic: Angels of God

Related:
  God    Angel  
  Word of God    Love of God  
  God Jesus    God there  
  Church of God    God the Father  
  Grace of God    Kingdom of God  
  Son of God    Glory of God  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Rebellious,  Devout
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Mormon,  Christian - Evangelical,  Zoroastrianism
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Listens to:Robbie Williams,  Billy Gilman
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Angels foretell the birth of Jesus and announce his identity as Son of God.
God was furious, and made it so that the Grigori no longer had bodies, just souls without awareness, used by other angels as sources of energy.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The angels of God were ascending as well as descending; there was a constant stream and flow of heavenly life.
God existed for an infinite period of time with his creatures who were celestial beings called angels.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

God’s angels outnumber the evil angels two to one, and they are happy to fight off a few demons.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

God bless all our angels and all the mommies who will forever miss their babies.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The angels are God's messengers God made the angels to be His servants for ever.
But angels are simply created beings like ourselves, incapable of creating anything but simply messengers carrying instructions from God to his human creatures.
Are the angels now in glory, the former prophets and servants of God?
Mark Harris,
Priest

But God has predestined that number of humans to replace the fallen angels regardless of their inherited guilt and worthiness for eternal damnation.
Angels are interested in promoting false doctrine and warring against God’s authority, not in fleshly sins.
The angels sing up a storm for scruffy shepherds outside of Bethlehem so that they may be the first to see and worship God incarnate in Jesus.
 
 
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