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Topic: Los Angeles Police Department

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack the Ripper

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Gun, Mace

Favorite book(s):

"Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle
"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Bad point(s):

Criminal, Vicious

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective, Prison Guard

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, NYPD Blue

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Los Angeles Police Department Kiefer Consulting worked with the Information Technology staff to ensure that the data and programs for the Patrol Planning System are Y2K compliant.
The Los Angeles Police Department does not solicit nor endorse solicitation of funds for any type of police related charity either through telephone solicitations or through door to door activities.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) bomb squad had discovered substantial damage to the defendant's apartment and to the apartment below.
The Los Angeles Police Department, together with the Department of Building and Safety and the Health Department have gone out on numerous occasions confiscating carts and even arresting some of the vendors.
Los Angeles cyber youth are the subject of a recent investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department following a yearlong streak of violence at citywide cyber cafes.

User Talk

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