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Topic: Los Angeles Police

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  Angeles    Los Angeles Police Department  
  Los Angeles California    Los Angeles CA  
  Los Angeles County    Los Angeles Times  
  New York and Los Angeles    City of Los Angeles  
  University of California Los Angeles    Club Los Angeles  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit,  Gun
Most admires:Jack the Ripper
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Vicious
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Private Detective,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  NYPD Blue
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey,  Winona Ryder
Favorite book(s):"Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle
Favorite movie(s):Vertigo
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Los Angeles Police Chief Bernard Parks and his wife, Bobbie, participated by bringing a pair of shoes belonging to their granddaughter, Lori Gonzalez.
The Los Angeles Police League President Grasso praised the announcement as a sign of power and optimism returning to the officers of the LAPD.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Los Angeles Police Department Kiefer Consulting worked with the Information Technology staff to ensure that the data and programs for the Patrol Planning System are Y2K compliant.
The Los Angeles Police Department does not solicit nor endorse solicitation of funds for any type of police related charity either through telephone solicitations or through door to door activities.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In Los Angeles last year, an emotionally disturbed truck driver being chased by the police blew his brains out on live TV all over the country.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The Los Angeles Police Commission votes today on a proposal to end police response to burglar alarms unless someone else has first visually inspected the premises.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Los Angeles police and postal authorities are investigating claims that about 150 people were defrauded by someone selling merchandise on eBay, a spokesman for the Internet auction site said.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Los Angeles police agreed that these sexual rituals were ancient in nature, specifically the oldest profession of all - prostitution!
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Description : Los Angeles police SWAT team battles terrorists who have stolen a nuclear warhead.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Los Angeles Police Department, together with the Department of Building and Safety and the Health Department have gone out on numerous occasions confiscating carts and even arresting some of the vendors.
Los Angeles cyber youth are the subject of a recent investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department following a yearlong streak of violence at citywide cyber cafes.
LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT LAPD made Justin an Honorary Officer and send a check to the family.
 
 
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