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Topic: Animal

Related:
  Animal and Plant    Animals Pets  
  Animal Health    Animal Control  
  Animal Farm    Wild Animal  
  Animal Rights    Animal Shelter  
  Love Animals    Small Animal  
  Animal Welfare    Animal Rescue  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine,  Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Mouse,  Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund,  Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Animals eat a well balanced diet that meets their daily needs.
They are hardy animals and have very few problems with either their general health or disease.
Eating animals is the quickest way of providing your body with the necessary protein and some parts of them can be eaten raw.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Animals are Reiki sponges; they absorb Reiki energy very quickly.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

These animals were fierce predators, with a large head and powerful deep jaws housing large dagger like teeth.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The animals are also spayed or neutered to stop the cycle of overpopulation and to improve the overall health of the cat or kitten.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Warm blooded animals are capable of living in a range of different habitats from cold polar regions to hot tropical regions because of the effectiveness of their mechanisms for temperature control.
Animals are used because it is possible to control the extent of a lesion or area of stimulation under laboratory conditions.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Animals under stress have a weakened immune systems and are not able to fight off infection and thus the bacteria proliferate to the point of causing illness.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All animals are evaluated for adoptability through health screening and routine examinations by the CMHS veterinarian and staff.
Exotic animals are subject to licensing and other specific requirements.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Animals or plants which live in heavens with super power should use the Charts of Heaven.
 
 
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