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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Cute Baby And Animal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears, Pokemon cards

Personality:

Wacky, Aggressive

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle, Chimpanzee, Mouse

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine, Parenting magazine

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian

Favorite computer game(s):

Donkey Kong

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

They say babies are cute so that adults will take care of them, a survival trait in a world where male animals kill their own offspring.
It was a beautiful day and we all learned a lot about how the Heifer Project helps others and how cute little baby animals are!
Baby animals are cute, but their mothers are not and probably do not like someone bothering their little one.

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