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Topic: Cell culture and animal model

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite body part(s):

Brain, Skin, Lungs

Favorite great thinker(s):

Richard Dawkins

Interest(s):

Biology, Science, Chemistry

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Therefore, it is likely that the developmental strategies and molecular mechanisms that are discovered and characterized in this experimentally accessible model organism will be similar to those that operate in more complex animals with many cells.
The research analyzes of cells from animal models, uses genetically altered bacteria for the infection of cells or animals, and assesses genes expressed during the immune response by molecular techniques.
Wang has developed a novel six-well in vitro model system that allows direct cyclic mechanical stretching of human tendon cells that can be used to study the cellular and mechanical mechanisms associated with tendinitis without using animals or their cells and tissues.

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