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Topic: Animal Health

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Bird
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Most animals are slaughtered in assembly lines by immigrant workers who have a high injury rate and no health benefits or insurance.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Animals like this are useful in research into the effects of obesity on health and longevity.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Animal Health Code regulates more than 80 diseases and assists the Veterinary Administrations to use it in developing their animal health measures applicable to imports and exports of animals and animal products.
The Health of Animals Act specifies stringent regulations for the importation of animals or products that could introduce a foreign animal disease.
Health Certification Airlines and State health officials generally require health certificates for all animals transported by air.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Health Benefits of Spaying and Neutering Spayed and neutered animals no longer feel the need to wander the neighborhood and look for a mate.
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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pharmacia Animal Health has undertaken a very detailed study to determine the zones of antibiotic sensitivity and the MIC of a large group of veterinary pathogens causing bovine mastitis isolated from clinical field mastitis studies.
This is why we emphasize testing for health problems and breeding animals ONLY after they have been proven to be free of evidence of significant hereditary diseases.
Pharmacia Animal Health has completed a detailed study to determine the zone sizes for sensitivity and resistance and has established MICs for a large group of veterinary pathogens isolated from clinical mastitis.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Animals coming into Spain must be accompanied necessarily by an antirrabic vaccination certificate or the correspondent health documentation bearing that animals have undergone such vaccination.
 
 
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