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Topic: Animal Hospital

Related:
  Hospital    Animal  
  Animal and Plant    Animals Pets  
  Animal Health    General Hospital  
  Animal Control    Animal Farm  
  Wild Animal    Animal Rights  
  Animal Shelter    University Hospital  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Bird
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

When you bring your animal to Massey University Veterinary Teaching Hospital you can be assured that the primary goal of our clinicians is to find the cause of your animal's problem and hopefully to cure it.
Veterinary hospitals are state-of-the art facilities, using technology such as ultrasound, lasers, sophisticated monitoring equipment, and increased methods of anesthesia to make surgery safe even for older animals.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Fitzgerald is not only a fine veterinarian at Alameda East Veterinary Hospital, but has been featured on Animal Planets Emergency Vets series.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

He remained at the Chermside Veterinary Hospital for almost seven years before taking up a dermatology residency at the Animal Skin and Allergy service at the Melbourne Veterinary Referral Centre under the supervision of Dr Greg Burton in 1999.
Currently both Tufts Veterinary School and Angell Memorial Animal Hospital have changed their vaccination protocols to include this vaccine.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

None of the provisions of this resolution applies to licensed veterinary hospitals, owners, operators or employees of duly licensed kennels or animal boarding establishments and blind persons when a dog serves as a guide or leader.
Many animal hospitals are providing annual Older Pet Evaluations where results of blood and urine testing are vital in making a proper health evaluation of the patient; so if your dog is eight years of age or older an annual physical exam with laboratory tests can be a very rewarding practice.
Orange Villa Veterinary Animal Hospital in Orange County is committed to continually upgrading and maintaining our veterinary equipment and our pet facilities to enhance the environment for your dogs and cats in Orange County California.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Kwun Tong Animal Hospital has resumed its service with 10% off all veterinary services for cats.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Each animal is examined, diagnosed and treated through an individually tailored program of veterinary care, hospital care, feeding, medicating, physical therapy, exercising and pre-release conditioning.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

We are a 2100 square foot small animal veterinary hospital offering high quality veterinary medicine, surgery, and dentistry for dogs and cats.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Biting Animals Quarantined For Observation: Any animal of a species subject to rabies which is known to have bitten or has been bitten, or injured any person so as to cause an abrasion of the skin shall be placed in confinement under observation of a veterinary hospital or the municipal pound and shall not be killed or released until at least ten (10) days after the biting or injury has occurred in order to determine whether or not the animal has rabies.
 
 
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2005-03-14 02:32:28
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2005-05-29 17:28:15
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