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Topic: Animal Mating

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  Mating    Animal  
  Animal and Plant    Animals Pets  
  Animal Health    Animal Control  
  Animal Farm    Wild Animal  
  Animal Rights    Animal Shelter  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Religion(s):Satanic
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Tiger,  Tiger
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins,  Charles Darwin
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Walking
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Crossbreeding B The mating of animals of different genetic backgrounds within a species.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

You may believe we are mortal beings that have evolved so far from normal animals that we can control our own mating seasons.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The investments male animals make in reproduction have profound effects on mating systems and individual behaviors.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

When a mating occurs between two animals whose parentage originates solely from a qualified foreign registry, the resulting offspring shall be eligible for the designation of foreign ancestry.
Whenever a mating occurs between two animals whose parentage originates solely from a qualified foreign registry, the resulting offspring shall be eligible for the designation of foreign ancestry.
True breeding animals are the result of inbreeding and linebreeding for an example, by the mating of closely related individuals, especially by the mating of offspring to their parents, or the mating of full siblings.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

These animals are the result of non-neutered parents mating on their own, and delivering kittens that have no homes.
But this behavior is about as natural in mating as a chook running around a yard after its head is lopped, or the involuntary shuddering or excretion that takes hold of some animals upon death.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.
They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

For animals that are small and nocturnal, like bushy-tailed woodrats, data on the mating system and dispersal patterns are impossible to collect with direct observation.
Scientists are attempting to find out more about their mating, communication and living habits in order to discover ways to sustain more animals in the wild.
 
 
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Crystal Rogers
2005-04-27 05:20:06
How does a squirrel monkey mate?
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