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Topic: Animals Pets

Related:
  Pet    Animal  
  Animal and Plant    Animal Health  
  Pet Dog    Animal Control  
  Animal Farm    Pet Cat  
  Wild Animal    Pet Food  
  Pet Care    Animal Rights  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Favorite possession(s):House
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine,  Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Farmer,  Social worker
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Greyhound
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pets are not permitted under any circumstances due to the fact that ongoing clients may have an allergy to animals and in accordance with current regulations.
Pet animals brought into the country require a health certificate issued by the veterinary service in the country of origin at least eight days before arrival.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Animals were brought in for amusement, and some pets had collars studded with diamonds and had special valets to care for them.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Animal communication is good for pets that are emotionally disturbed, have been physically abused or are generally having behavior problems.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Animals - this is nice to see your pets painted at nesting doll!
Pets are welcome, but they must be well behaved and kept under strict control to avoid worrying any farm animals.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These animals are often kept as pets and are also extensively used for study as laboratory animals.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Celebrate pets and animals of all kinds by sending someone a unique greeting card with one of the selected favourite paintings from the Pets in Pastel Gallery.
Ferrets are wonderful pets but like any pet you should learn about the animal before getting one.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Pets are kept in government quarantine for 4 months, then they must be kept isolated from other animals for 2 months home quarantine.
Wild animals are not plagued by the diseases that plague our domesticated pets.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Pets and other animals produce a dust from their skin which many people are allergic to.
 
 
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2004-11-15 20:37:36
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alyssa
2005-02-21 19:35:19
how do you know how to tak care of cat(s)? cat(S) are the best
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