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Topic: Animal Rights

Related:
  Animal    Right now  
  Human Rights    Right to Know  
  Right click    Right Thing  
  Right of Way    Animal and Plant  
  Right to Life    Property Rights  
  Animal rights activists    Civil Rights  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Gandhi
Appearance:Intimidating
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Time magazine
Politics:Animal rights,  Gay activism,  Feminist
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Cat,  Mouse
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

And animal rights activists have been up in arms over the squalid and inhumane conditions in the illegal factories.
Animal rights is part of a revolutionary political process aimed at restructuring the major institutions of our society.
Animal rights activists have been circulating petitions to get the ban on fall ballots.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Animal Rights groups opposed to aviculture are not satisfied with the current rules and have sued USDA through the courts to develop stricter regulations on us.
Animal rights groups are planning to use CARA funds to target for acquisition private property used for consumptive use of wildlife.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Animal Rights is a different concept than Animal Welfare which simply seeks to alleviate the suffering of animals while they are being exploited.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Animal rights advocates in New York advertised that they would post no hunting for people who didn't want hunters on their lands.
Animal rights activists have made it absolutely clear that should they be successful in bringing hunting with hounds to an end, they will turn all their efforts against shooting and then fishing.
Animal rights cultists think they can control the wildlife situation by controlling the trappers and hunters.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Many animal rights activists think that animal research is not necessary due to the development of technological research methods.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Animal rights activists committed themselves to shutting the lab down after five undercover investigations have shown repeated animal cruelty, sloppy science and gross worker incompetence.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Denying rights or legal protections to animals because they cannot reason or engage in political discussions and agreements is indeed a slippery slope.
 
 
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