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Topic: Animal Welfare

Related:
  Welfare    Animal  
  Animal and Plant    Animals Pets  
  Animal Health    Animal Control  
  Animal Farm    Wild Animal  
  Animal Rights    Animal Shelter  
  Love Animals    Small Animal  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine,  Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Biology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place
Membership(s):World Vision,  Greenpeace,  Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Minister stressed that the government had no intention of allowing the proper welfare of animals to be undermined or of unnecessarily relaxing licensing procedures.
The health and welfare of animals is safeguarded and promoted by developing the awareness of the producers, industry and authorities together with effective control measures.
British farmers adhere to the uniform welfare rules that are applied to the transport of all animals in all EU member states.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Foxes are nocturnal animals and therefore the use of shotguns in daylight involves some welfare implications.
New Zealand farmers take pride in the welfare of their animals and NZ milk quality standards are extremely rigorous.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Animals and other generically altered organisms can easily offset the genetics of wild animals, and thereby threaten their welfare.
Our concern is not for the welfare of individual animals, but is rather to ensure the continued viability of wildlife species as a whole.
Commercial use of genetically engineered animals whose welfare cannot be assured should become a matter of social concern and public debate.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Downed animals are not protected from abuse under federal animal welfare laws and most state anti-cruelty laws.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Local animal welfare, cruelty prevention and humane education programs are supported solely by your individual donations!
Animal Welfare: The Society is a strong advocate of protective legislation for turtles and tortoises and actively promotes the enforcement of humane laws.
And what strategies will advocates adopt to keep the welfare of animals a legitimate concern in the pursuit of scientific knowledge?
 
 
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