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Topic: Animation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards

Personality:

Insane

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Anime stuff, South Park

Favorite animal(s):

Frog

Interest(s):

Physics, Origami, Biology

Favorite movie(s):

Monty Python

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, The Sims, Warcraft

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Animations are inlined and not clickable.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Animations are usually made using some commercial 3D animation package, but some people use normal video or hand-drawn animations.
These animations require the Macromedia Flash plugin installed in your browser.
Animations may take a bit longer to load, than basic text and graphics on a Web site.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

All of these animations are made from original images taken by orbiting or passing spacecraft.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

It uses animations to help demonstrate shotokan karate techniques and kata.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Animations can be used to direct the viewers attention to specific areas of the site, or to showcase a product or service your company offers.
The animations shown on this page are GIF89a format and lack the interactivity of the Shockwave versions.
The website animations do not distract visitors and provide an intuitive approach to effectively delivering information to their target audience.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

In developing our animations and putting them to video tape several special routines were written to control specialty equipment.
Animations are disabled in browsers (like Netscape 4.
The 3D animations on this page are free for use on your personal or business pages.

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