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Topic: Bible Questions and Answers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Nostradamus

Good point(s):

Patient, Humble, Generous

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout, Rebellious

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, The Prophet Mohammed, Martin Luther

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Bible Crossword Challenge is is a fun and educational software crossword puzzle game with Bible questions and answers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

These are actual questions from Internet surfers and Bible answers to them.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Questions and answers lead young readers through the wonderful tales of the Bible, allowing them to learn and enjoy them.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Following the Bible questions we tell you how to send your answers back to us so that we can evaluate them and review any questions or comments you have.
The Bible was not given to us to provide all answers to all questions; it is not a blueprint of heaven or earth, the past or the future.
A Bible Trivia Game tests users with hundreds of multiple choice questions with correct answers covering an assortment of different Bible curricula.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Answers to Bible questions Bible Truths - presents the truth as taught in the scriptures without any influence from prejudice, denominational restraint, or political correctness.
Junior Bible Quiz is a program designed to teach children Bible questions and answers and scripture verses.
The following are Bible questions we have received from visitors to the BIBLE ANSWERS web site, along with the Bible answers we have given.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: ReginaCook 2005-03-11 10:01:19	Where and when was Paul"s Last sermon preached?
From: JJ 2005-09-14 14:13:44	How built the first wall in the world?

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