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Topic: Questions answered you can find them here Medical

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Sad, Suicidal

Interest(s):

Law, Psychology

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Private Detective

Education:

Post-graduate

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Approaching psychosis

Favorite quote(s):

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Questions posted in the Ovarian Cancer Forum are being answered by medical professionals from the Cleveland Clinic Foundation.
Questions - Medical problems and other questions on squirrel care not covered in the SquirrelWorld baby squirrel care manual can be answered by e-mail.

John Fielding,
CEO

Medical Hair Restoration offers a complimentary, private consultation where you can get all of your questions answered personally by our experienced consultants and surgeons.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Questions regarding exemptions from the law due to medical or religious reasons will be answered at the school office or at the Pasco County Health Department.
We are pleased to now offer telephone/online consultations and records review for those patients wanting specific personal medical questions answered or those unable to visit one of our centers in person.
We are bringing the unique service to our visitors where we are planning to get leading doctors in Tamilnadu to get your health and medical related questions answered on various topics.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Questions posted in the Child Behavioral Health Forum are being answered by doctors from Harvard Vanguard Medical Associates.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Medical questions sent in by email are personally answered by a doctor within 24 hours.
Medical information is provided for patients and practioners and e-mail questions may be answered.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Questions about medical diagnoses of bodily symptoms cannot be answered ethically by anyone without conducting a physical examination.
These are just some of the questions that were answered by experts on the Marfan syndrome during the medical presentations at the 18th Annual Conference.
Questions in this forum are being answered by doctors and health care professionals from National Jewish Medical and Research Center in Denver, Colorado.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Margie Shook 2005-02-26 13:25:58	I have been trying to get a diagnosis for years for a problem that I think is chronic blushing. My doctor thinks it is just "hot flashes" from menopause. My face turns beet red and hurts giving me an immediate headache anytime of the day or night. It can happen anywhere and more than 1 time a day. How do I get diagnosed?
From: Karen 2005-06-16 10:57:26	Why do my husbands arms go to sleep when he sits or lays down?
From: cindy 2005-09-18 21:14:28	what does it mean 1st pregnancy 18 years old and the doctor says she has on old placenta

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