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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC,  The Onion
Most admires:Chris Rock,  Laurel & Hardy,  Rush Limbaugh
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone
Personality:Witty wit humor
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News,  Live! With Regis and Kelly,  Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ
Listens to:Janet Jackson
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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