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Topic: Funny Answering Machine Messages

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  Funny    Answering  
  Free audio clips Answering machine messages    Answering machine messages available anywhere all free to download  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Most admires:Bart Simpson
Personality:Arrogant
Favorite author(s):Winslow Homer
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons,  King of the Hill,  South Park
Favorite book(s):"The Firm" by John Grisham
"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb
Interest(s):Real estate,  Greek mythology
Favorite movie(s):Notting Hill,  A Beautiful Mind
Starsign:Leo
Listens to:98 Degrees,  Slipknot
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite philosopher(s):Plato
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Here are some funny answering machine messages to download and record to your answering machine.
Funny Answering Machine Messages [ Read these Fun Messages and then put them on YOUR Answering Machine ]
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

These are funny but actual answering machine messages and answers recorded and verified by the World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.
 
 
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