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Topic: Answering Machine

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Alexander Bell
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Answering machines are still the most popular of the two approaches (32 libraries compared to only 19 libraries with voice mail)
Answering machines may be coded by the system for later call back, or at the supervisor's discretion, may be sent through to agents, or, an alternate message may be left on the machine.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Many lodges have answering machines which give the upcoming lodge activities.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Unlike answering machines or caller ID, once the TeleZapper II's tone is emitted, your number is removed from the computer's call list.
Active Call Center allows customized answering machines to be deployed quickly and easily.
You may even be able to set up customised answering machines and anonymous call rejection on your PC using the ISDN Calling Line Identity.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Reservations left on answering machines or by email are not valid until the reservationist calls you to confirm or emails a confirmation to you At tendees may pay by cash or check on the last day of the weekend.
Many people are reporting getting messages on their answering machines or pagers telling them that it is urgent they call a telephone number beginning with 809, 268 or 664.
This process is like making phone calls to classified ads placed in a newspaper and leaving messages on answering machines except we use e-mail.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Answering machines are available as standalone devices, but they are also available as part of other devices such as standard telephones, cordless phones and fax machines.
It is also possible to attach other devices such as fax machines, cordless phones and answering machine to a telephone system in the same way that they can be connected to a standard telephone line.
It is worth pointing out that it is some items of equipment such as simple telephones, answering machines and analogue cordless phones are not worth repairing since the cost of the repair is often more than an equivalent replacement.
 
 
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