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Topic: Answering Machine Messages

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Most admires:Rush Limbaugh
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  Wiretap kit
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Outgoing,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed,  Mail carrier
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Spamming
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Here are some funny answering machine messages to download and record to your answering machine.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

These are funny but actual answering machine messages and answers recorded and verified by the World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Whereas answering machines record limited incoming messages on a single line or channel, voice recording keeps a record of both sides of many live conversations at the same time, stamping each with a unique identification code.
Sending faxes replaces leaving messages on answering machines to alert racers about favorable conditions.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many people are reporting getting messages on their answering machines or pagers telling them that it is urgent they call a telephone number beginning with 809, 268 or 664.
Answering machines will take messages after normal Office Hours at the Rectory, School and Rel.
Then they send text messages to mobiles or leave messages on answering machines asking you to call their number as a matter of urgency.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

She was happy to be headed home and would have been more serene had she not heard the warmth in his voice when she checked the messages on her answering machine before lunch.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Some fax machines are equipped with a telephone answering device that can record incoming voice messages.
His answering machine (HE'BREW's label gives his home phone and a Web site) has been brimming with enthusiastic messages from consumers fired up over the new product.
Email is quickly becoming the replacement to voice mail and answering machine that only delivers one-way messages.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Answering Machine: Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine?
 
 
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