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Topic: Phone Answering Machine

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  Answering Machine Messages    Internet Answering Machine  
  Answering Service Answer Phone    FREE Internet Answering Machine  
  Answering Machine Caller ID Call Recording    Phone  
  Answering    FREE Internet Answering Machine  
  Answering Machine Software    CORDLESS PHONE DIGITAL ANSWERING MACHINE  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Alexander Bell
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  Vacuum cleaner
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide
Favorite Card Game(s):Cheat
Favorite TV show(s):24
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Listens to:AC/DC
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Phones, microwaves ovens, answering machines, other birds and chain saws (in the African jungle) have all been documented as part of the Grey's repertoire.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This practice is very time consuming and we frequently reach answering machines or unanswered phones.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Tele-Dynamics is a wholesale distributor of telecommunications products such as telephones, telephone answering machines, novelty phones, integrated phone systems, multi-line phones, and cordless phones.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Caller display units are available as standalone devices or as part of other devices such as telephones, answering machines, cordless phones and fax machines.
Answering machines are available as standalone devices, but they are also available as part of other devices such as standard telephones, cordless phones and fax machines.
It is also possible to attach other devices such as fax machines, cordless phones and answering machine to a telephone system in the same way that they can be connected to a standard telephone line.
 
 
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