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Topic: Anti

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  Anti Drug    Anti Virus  
  Anti War    Anti Gay  
  Anti abortion    Anti Semitism  
  Anti Christ    Anti depressants  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Anne Frank
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous
Politics:Fascist,  Religious right,  Socialist
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Membership(s):Klu Klux Klan
Favorite quote(s):"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory analgesic previously indicated for the short-term management of acute pain has been voluntarily withdrawn from the market by the manufacturer because of reports of hepatic failure associated with use of the product for longer than the recommended maximum 10-day course.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There are anti inflammatory drugs that reduce the damage that occurs on the lungs, but it is too much of a risk to rely on them too much, once the lungs have been damaged the calves will never do as well as they ought to.
Recently, anti-inflammatory medications, similar to aspirin, have been shown to shorten the degree and duration of low back discomfort.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Athletes are primarily given NSAIDS (nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) and steroid injections because it is the standard of care.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Yarrow: Yarrow has anti-inflammatory properties, and a hot yarrow tea will promote sweating.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Anti-virus scanners actively running in the background all the time can often be a problem for a computer's performance as they can take up a lot of resources as they constantly access files on your computer while scanning.
Anti-virus software was one of the first kinds of software to need continuous updates, and anti-virus companies were among the first to pioneer the subscription models that have become common throughout the software industry.
Most anti-virus software scans files as you open them, but its a good idea to run a full scan of your system on a weekly basis.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Anti–Semitism and our use of a Greek version of the name of our Saviour has prevented the Jews seeing any connection with their God and Messiah.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

If anti-inflammatory medications do not control the pain and inflammation sufficiently, there are medications available that block the immune system of the body and can reduce inflammation.
It is my opinion that steroid anti-inflammatory injections should never be given for Achilles tendon lesions as there is not a small risk that the tendon may subsequently rupture after repeated injections, particularly if it is administered into the body of the tendon by accident.
Topical anti-inflammatory and hydrating ointments are placed on the skin until the top layer of skin regrows.
 
 
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