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Topic: Anti Virus

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Anti-virus medicine is available for treatment, but it is used mostly in adults and others who are at risk for developing more serious disease.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Anti-virus specialist MessageLabs has warned users to prepare for viruses with prolonged attacks after its VirusEye scanning service reported record numbers of Klez.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Anti-virus company Sophos Pic predicts that worms spreading through instant messaging systems will multiply quickly this year.
Anti-virus companies viewed this as an opportunity to expand their existing services of examining programs and declaring them to be either viruses or Trojan horses.
Anti-virus software is an indispensable tool in maintaining a secure work environment.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Here are some Anti Virus Sites that you might like to look at.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Most anti-virus companies have a web page containing information about most known viruses and hoaxes.
New anti-virus programs can recognize many viruses with tunneling behavior.
Anti virus products fundamentally perform the same task, yet there are subtle and sometimes significant differences in their operation.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Anti-virus software scans a computer's memory and disk drives for viruses.
Anti-virus software is installed on computers within the University; this should be used to clean any infected disks.
Implementing anti-virus software and updating it frequently should be standard practice at any Windows NT and 2000 site.

User Talk

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Pamela
2004-11-16 17:46:56

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