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Topic: Antidepressant medications

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Depressive, Suicidal, Sad

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleepwalking sleepwalker, Sleeping

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Heart, Teeth

Medical note(s):

Taking Prozac, Taking Valium, Approaching psychosis

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Drugs, Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Antidepressant medications have long been used for symptomatic treatment of painful diabetic neuropathy, with positive results in some randomized trials.
Medications There are several types of antidepressant medications used to treat depressive disorders.
Antidepressants are generally helpful for all eating disorders but the client would need to decide if they chose to include medication as a part of their treatment.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Antidepressant medications are helpful in combating the depressive symptoms frequently seen in methamphetamine users who recently have become abstinent.
Antidepressant medications may help elevate mood, improve quality of sleep, and relax muscles.
When antidepressant medications are used to help regulate sleep patterns and treat fatigue, drugs lacking anticholinergic side effects are preferred.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Antidepressant medications are grouped either by their chemical structure or by the sites in the brain to which they bind.
Antidepressant medications are reviewed, focusing on tricyclics, monoamine oxidase inhibitors, and lithium.

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