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Topic: Prostate Specific Antigen

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Prostate Antigen

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Smallpox vaccine

Most admires:

Chris Rock

Personality:

Depressive

Dream job(s):

Private Detective

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs, Breasts

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Ice skating

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball)

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Prostate-Specific Antigen (PSA) Blood Test annually for men age 50 and older who have a life expectancy of at least ten years.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

PSA (Prostate-Specific Antigen) test: Measurement in blood of a substance produced by prostate cells, which increases in both prostate cancer and BPH.
PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen) is a protein made by the prostate gland, which naturally leaks out into the bloodstream.
PSA is prostate-specific antigen, a protein produced by the cells of the prostate that form the liquid secreted by the prostate during ejaculation.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The prostate-specific antigen (PSA) measurement is a blood test that many clinicians use, but medical consensus on its use and interpretation has not been reached.
Prostate cancer is more common in the United States where the prostate specific antigen (PSA) test for detecting the disease is more widely used.
Prostate specific antigen test (PSA) : Blood test measuring the level of prostate-specific antigen, a chemical substance produced only in the prostate.

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