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Topic: Deer Antler

Related:
  Deer    Antler  
  Deer Hunting    Mule Deer  
  Deer Hunter    Deer Hunt  
  Red Deer    Whitetail Deer  
  Big Game Deer    Deer Creek  
  Deer Park    Deer Season  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Prom dress
Personality:Nervous
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite food(s):Chocolate cake
Favorite actor(s):Ewan McGregor
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Mouse,  Horse
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Equestrian
Likes to wear:Traditional tribal dress,  Vampire costume,  Long dresses
Listens to:Janet Jackson,  David Bowie
Ultimate fantasy(s):Becoming a goth
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The set of antlers that the male deer grows are the antennae that connects it to higher forms of attunement.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Deer velvet comes from the soft antlers and it's used by Koreans and Chinese as a medicine to cure a variety of ailments from rheumatism to tiredness.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Deer antlers and an elk head look out over bowling pins, tin boxes, spelter work, leatherbound books, and fire irons.
This is also the time when bull elk and buck deer drop their antlers and spotted fawns and calves are hidden in the new green foliage.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

This is from people 90% of whom do not believe that elk and deer shed their antlers every year and who claim to know how old a deer is before it becomes an elk.
It is a violation to use an antlerless deer license to tag a deer that has antlers three inches or more in length.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Deer means any animal of the family Cervidae ; which includes all species of deer and elk or other hoofed deer-like animals which shed antlers.
Deer are hunted for their meat and hides and for their antlers, which are kept as trophies and, in China, have long been used for medicinal purposes.
Antlers are removed at an early stage of growth, before they harden into sharp antlers, to prevent stags using them as weapons and damaging other deer and farmers.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The untagged antlers of a deer were visible above the tailgate of a pickup truck parked in the drive.
Feathers and deer antlers show up in debris traps and stagnant pools and the odd fish hook is snagged in some of the more popular fishing holes.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Deer are a problem here if you want to grow trees, as they chew them off or use them as rubbing posts for their antlers, so you have to use tree shelters.
 
 
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