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Topic: San Antonio Public Library

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

Politics:

Feminist

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Movie star

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories, Stamp collecting

Favorite explorer(s):

Hernan Cortes

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"The Firm" by John Grisham

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan

Favorite great thinker(s):

Arthur C Clarke

Interest(s):

Latin, French

Favorite movie(s):

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, A Beautiful Mind, North by Northwest

Listens to:

Guns N Roses

Favorite time of year:

Spring

Favorite quote(s):

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Fiction Set in Texas: Historical and Period - San Antonio Public Library.
A guide to San Antonio Public Library's own book discussion groups.
Fiction Set in Texas: Contemporary - San Antonio Public Library.

John Fielding,
CEO

General Audience Books Available through the San Antonio Public Library System: Ashmore, Wendy, and Robert J.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Fiction Set in Texas: The Alamo - San Antonio Public Library.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

San Antonio Public Library Homepage Thank you to Bill Gonzalez for donating his time to program and create the script used on this page.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Fiction Set in Texas: Science Fiction and Fantasy - San Antonio Public Library.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Fiction Set in Texas: Mysteries and Thrillers - San Antonio Public Library.
Fiction Set in Texas: Romance - San Antonio Public Library.
Fiction Set in Texas: Westerns - San Antonio Public Library.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Fiction Set in Texas: San Antonio Settings - San Antonio Public Library.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Fiction Index � Great set of indexes and annotated booklists from the San Antonio Public Library.

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